This wont be the only log I post aboot my pet hate..the bagpipes. (Aye, even a moose has a pet) But what better way to set the scene for the kind of logs tae expect in future fae anonymoose. No apologies tae pipe lovers I’m afraid. Anonymoose isn’t her for a popularity campaign.
When Rabbie Burns wrote in his ode to a moose.. “wee sleekit cowerin’ timourous beastie..whit a panics in thy breastie” he must have seen one o my forefathers reacting to the sound that to this day chills ma wee bones tae the core and sends me scurrying doon the nearest hole. My wee mam told me that a busker who was charged for playing a musical instrument in Londons Hampstead Heath tried to subvert the Citys bylaws with a special defence;;; “its no a musical instrument m’lud..it’s a weapon o insurrection”!
That piper has my admiration, sorely lacking in others like him, he had a rare thing amongst his redfaced blowing brethren..a sense of humour.
Q-What did the piper get on his IQ test?
A- Drool!
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